Caturday Evening Post
November 21st, 2009 (Volume 1, Issue 24)
Don't Fool Yourself
America, don't let Mr. Bigglesworth's enigmatic kitty expression fool you. He is god-damned thrilled to be sitting there. That isn't a wireless router, it's a kitty butt warmer.
DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!
Kitties benefit from our technology more than we do. All these electrical devices.. HUMAN enjoyment of technology is an unintended consequence from years of social engineering. Global Warming? Not likely!! The cats have all finally manipulated us enough to warm the Earth up to a more suitable temperature for them.
It isn't terraforming, its PURRAFORMING!!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
